Here's a drinking game for you.

"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal) 04/20/2016 at 03:04 • Filed to: None

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First off, I am going to hell for even thinking this, let alone sharing it.

DiRT Rally. Have you played it? This is what it looks like, and as far as video games go, it’s hard as fuck.

So I hated this game at first. Hated it. Couldn’t get the cars to steer, had to tweak a ton of settings, and beyond that, it’s not really much of a video game as it is true to life. If you go around mashing the gas at every turn, it works here as well as it does on a drive through a medium sized town. Very realistic. However, does it ever grow on you. It’s a game you get mad at and want to beat because fuck you why does this turn have ice?

Now, I’ve gotten into this game. And the game tracks you. It notes everything. And I like a cocktail or three some nights and I had five and tried to play that goddamn game.

So here’s my idea. Play the game until you’re frustrated but hopeful. In my experience it’ll last a while. Get consistent. Then, go get lit and try matching your sober scores from before you ever got any good.

Pretty sure you’ll never drink and drive.

Also seems like a hilarious way to compete with yourself, drunk vs sober, and I’m mixing another one and hill climbing Pike’s Peak where I will undoubtedly launch off the side of a mountain to be magically reset in the middle of the track many, many times.

Sam > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/20/2016 at 03:12

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I drank and drove a Formula Renault on Assetto Corso once. I was slow, but I was still not bad. Euro Truck Simulator is a shitshow, though.

LSD + driving is a whole different story. When everything is moving and changing colors, it’s nearly impossible to do even a lap. Even walking around in GTA V got me hit by a car multiple times. (Not that I would ever do illegal drugs, no sir, not me)

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Sam 04/20/2016 at 03:52

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I am better at this game when I’m stoned, provided I turn off the lap times as it puts up a red banner with your split time 3x a race and it blocks your visability and gives you way too much to ponder mid-way through an uphill hairpin. Stoned? I’m right there man. Right there.

Flavien Vidal > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/20/2016 at 05:03

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I did a world record in Miata on iRacing while slightly drunk a few years ago. Beat it after, but still I couldn’t believe it at the time lol (mx5 cup around lime rock)

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/20/2016 at 07:23

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I do this occasionally, usually trying the daily challenges after a few drinks. I crash way more, and my reaction time is way slower

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/20/2016 at 10:00

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Do a Swedish stage in a RWD Group B car.